Mr. The Plague

Mr. Belford?

My name is the Plague

Uh, Mr. the Plague, uh, something weird's happening on the net.

As in what, you hapless techno-weenie?

Uh, the accounting subdirectory in the Gibson is working really hard.  We got one person online, the workload is enough for like ten users.  I think we've got a hacker. 

Queue the music.  Crystal Castles drops Plague, keeps upstart electro-goth-dance bands in check.